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"Ha Ha! Peter Poopy Poopy Pants! Peter Poopy Poopy Pants!" yelled a bunch of mean fourth-grade kids at Peter, the Kindergartener with a potty problem, as he hung out by the monkey bars. The bullies always picked on him because he smelled of shit.
"But I urinated on myself!" Peter yelled back.
"Peter Urin-a-oop.. Uranoo... Uroop..." the bullies stuttered, before walking away frustrated.
"Yeah, that's right," muttered Peter, as he took a big ol' "Crap of Victory."
Date Written: April 30, 2003
Author: Slappy White
Average Vote: 3.875