home authors guest shorts graphical shorts
Moms smiled I remember she smiled into the fresh scrubbed adorable little faces of us. "Have a great day, kids! And what do we say?" "Thank you?" guessed my sister, Britney. "Why do they hate our freedom?" "Ha, ha. No..." "Pimps in front, Ho's in the back?" Britney fished a booger, flicked it on Maw's authentic Alpine yodeling frock where it formed a perfect image of my hero, Bob Saget, wearing a monocle. The resemblence really was remarkable! "Well, no..." "Porn in the morning, nut without warning?" I, little Zethro, Jr. asked. "Tell it to the hand?" "No, but..." "Spankings is hugs that sting? Bitch better have my money?" I persisted. "No, but that's a good one. I was thinking..." "Look both ways? Before crossing?" "Yeah, that's it." She smiled. "Also kill! Kill! Kill!"
Date Written: September 19, 2006
Author: Master Bates
Average Vote: 2