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Billy and Jeffrey were little sperms that swam around in the big ass vadge that some loser had cummed them into. Billy swam up the uterus and saw a kid in there, so he gave it a kick hoping it would abort. Jeffrey and Billy took opposite paths to the ovaries, but Jeffrey's had a fucking tumor on it, how disgusting is that? Billy's ovary was fine though, it looked like a golf ball. He pummeled that shit until an egg popped out, then he stuck his head in the egg and shouted "momma i'm home". He rode that mother fucking egg all the way back down to the uterus again. And then the douche came.

Date Written: September 20, 2006
Author: Streifenbeuteldachs
Average Vote: 3.5

09/22/2006 Master Bates (4): I skipped sex ed. so this was very useful. I'm taking notes, as I type. Gyno-riffic!
09/22/2006 Litcube (3): Heh. (Jeffery)
09/22/2006 Will Disney: more sperm related things. bravo.
09/22/2006 TheBuyer: i thought the douche came first...oh THAT douche.
10/7/2006 Master Bates: I like a big ass vadge