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Billy and Jeffrey were little sperms that swam around in the big ass vadge that some loser had cummed them into. Billy swam up the uterus and saw a kid in there, so he gave it a kick hoping it would abort. Jeffrey and Billy took opposite paths to the ovaries, but Jeffrey's had a fucking tumor on it, how disgusting is that? Billy's ovary was fine though, it looked like a golf ball. He pummeled that shit until an egg popped out, then he stuck his head in the egg and shouted "momma i'm home". He rode that mother fucking egg all the way back down to the uterus again. And then the douche came.
Date Written: September 20, 2006
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