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Little Johnny popped another Wellbutrin XL and felt the tingles running up and down his dick as his dopamine levels stabilized at a point 5x higher than primate evolution decreed. He stroked off to Goldie Hawn in The Banger Sisters. This was number six today, and there was no more sperm, but it didn't matter, because it FELT GREAT!
Date Written: September 20, 2006