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After School Special by the name is dalton I have a theory that there are only a few templates for the faces of human beings. Ever notice how someone you just met reminds you or even looks like someone you already know? I recall seeing an ad proclaiming that soon there will be no more races and everyone will be the same color due to the amount of inter fucking people have a habit of doing especially in porno movies. Blacks on Blondes. Blacks on Browns. Browns on Whites who was with blacks, etc. The same applies to faces, soon we will have only one female face and one male face, should make things easier whenever you are applying for a permit to build a pool in your backyard.

Date Written: September 23, 2006
Author: The Name Is Dalton
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10/2/2006 Will Disney: ...
10/2/2006 TheBuyer: I fail to see the value in this rephrased public enemy song from fear of a black planet circa 1989
10/2/2006 Litcube: What does the middle have to do with the first and last paragraph, exactly?