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With just an hour of work left in the day, Gunther began 'stroking it' feverishly. And by 'feverishly', I mean he was running a temperature of 102 degrees and had no idea what he was doing or where he was at the time.

Date Written: May 08, 2003
Author: Texxx
Average Vote: 3.3333

Comments:
05/8/2003 anonymous (1):
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05/22/2003 Dolemite (5): I'm feeling the fever in my pants.
07/21/2003 qualcomm (5): this is funny, because the guy could be anywhere!!!
07/22/2003 Will Disney (5): this is a very good one. one of the main things it has going for it is it's length. it's extremely short. brad evans, take note.
01/17/2005 qualcomm: good ol' texxx
01/17/2005 Will Disney: this is a great short.
01/17/2005 Jon Matza: Come on, horseshit. What are you talking about?! This thing is feeble.
01/17/2005 qualcomm: matza, i submit that your hatred of texxx blinds you to any of his merit. what i'm submitting is, if he rescued you from a burning building, you'd probably sue him for grabbing your ass as he slung you across his manly texxxan shoulder. now, i'm not saying your prejudice isn't largely justified by his largely terrible body of work. but this short is like a disney classic: norm macdonald deadpan delivered with brevity. i submit that you'd like this if anyone else's name were at the bottom, as long as that name weren't slappy white or joe frankenstone.
01/17/2005 Mr. Pony: Or Destroyah!
01/17/2005 qualcomm: that being said, under my current rating system, i would give this a four
01/17/2005 TheBuyer: if this was hidden, why does it seem so familiar? did someone steal this idea, or use this entire short in an argument or something? I can't put my finger on where, but I know I've seen this before.
01/17/2005 qualcomm: you're thinking of this one, buyer. yup.
01/17/2005 Jon Matza: -What is it with you polyps constantly overrating 1-4 line shorts? Brevity is good, yes yes, but rewarding it for its own sake strikes me, Matza, as superficial. Shallow, I'm saying.
-Why's "'stroking it'" in quotes? WHY?!?!?
-I bear no hatred for Texxx. Swear 2 God. My main "beef" (to use a Texxxism) was that he was bringing down the level of discourse in the author section. All rancor stemmed from there...
-I can't believe everyone likes this so much. Its mediocrity seems self-evident to me.

01/25/2005 The Rid: Came across this in the "Random Shorts" section. Wow! Texxx really did bring out the, well, vitriol, in all you guys, huh?
01/25/2005 Will Disney: i love this one. i really, really do.