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My stomach is bulging and soon it will look like a crater visible from seventeen moons west of Mars, Milky Way, P.O. BOX 036363. Now that Pluto is divested of its venerable "planet" title, I no longer value cleanliness within the crater. Yesterday, I purchased two moon cakes from the Chinese deli and ate it in delicious merriment. Today I vomited up half the crater. The moon cake was approximately 1/5 of the crater. It expanded in my stomach.
Date Written: October 28, 2006
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