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Timothy explained to Consuelo that he never would never lie with: - A leper - A lunatic - A woman turned out of caste - A woman who publicly expresses desire for sexual intercourse - A woman who is extremely black - A bad-smelling woman Consuelo began to cry mute tears, for she was all of those things.

Date Written: December 28, 2006
Author: blow-up
Average Vote: 2.5

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