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Scoop pounded down some Amstels and gave his buddy a high-motherfucking-five. Then he bent over and inserted his long slithery tongue into his own anus.

Date Written: January 17, 2007
Author: blow-up
Average Vote: 3.75

01/19/2007 Master Bates (3): I am confused
01/19/2007 Mr. Pony: Peyote is a drug that makes it difficult to write film treatments.
01/19/2007 blow-up: Yeah, Pony, but I forgot to mention that Don Juan Matus was there to help him, and this whole time he had shape-shifted into eagles and coyotes and was jetting around the desert writing the treatment. But I also had the same concern. Actually, in the first draft he had chewed up all of his crayons instead of peyote buttons. And instead of writing a film treatment, he accidentally walked in on his mother naked, for which she punished him (rather unjustly, since it wasn't a pleasant experience for him, either). But I had to change a few details to make it less autobiographical.
01/19/2007 Litcube (4.5): Blow-up, I think this piece is my favourite among your recent burp of shorts. But it read me. Had me smiling to the North for Sunday jam sesh[sessi]. The whole way though, I saw it, alright.
01/21/2007 blow-up: Thanks, Litcube. This is also one of my personal favorites. I laughed a lot while I was writing it, though that may have also been caused by the pile of Amstel cans at my feet. I had hoped more people would be able to enjoy the lampoon of "insightful" drug-induced writing.
01/24/2007 scoop: Pounding down some Amstels, huh buddy? YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! High-motherfucking-five, dude.
01/24/2007 blow-up: Scoop, you cheated me out of my one star.