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Dear Terri the Turtle, I know that you are my half-brother and we see each other several times a week, but I feel that we are not as close to one other as we ought to be. I do not even have a photograph of you, dear half-brother. The next time my penis sheds its skin, I'll be sure to send you a piece of the filmy husk in the mail. Please send me a photograph of your lovely boy-cunt. Your half-brother, Timothy P.S. I think I found that antique Western Flyer bike you were looking for on e-bay. Are we ever going to go rafting like we always said we would? Call me on my cell phone, Terri the Turtle!
Date Written: January 19, 2007
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