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I want to have my butt-hair dyed. Although $100 is quite a bit of money for butt-hair aesthetics. I'm going to try to find a salon with trainee staff to see if they'll dye my butt-hair at a discount rate. If not, I'll just have to start saving. I'll keep 1/2 of my salary each month until I have enough. My friend said I should avoid coloring my butt-hair at the moment though. She colored hers a lot when she was a teen and it's really dry now, and she has to put nourishing oils on her butt-hair almost every day. But I've wanted to have my butt-hair dyed like Victoria Beckham's since I was 13. Some people ask me why I don't just shave it off and find someone who makes cut butt-hair into wigs so I could make a tidy profit. But I like tugging on my butt-hair whenever I'm cumming. So I think I'll just save up and dye it hot pink.

Date Written: January 27, 2007
Author: blow-up
Average Vote: 4.5

Comments:
01/30/2007 Master Bates: I would lose the last 2 lines
01/30/2007 Master Bates (4.5): really focuses on the butt-hair issue. Good!
01/30/2007 TheBuyer: the term 'butt-hair' isn't that funny.
02/23/2007 Klause Muppet: And when something that "isn't that funny" is repeated over and over again...
02/28/2007 anonymous: that Beckham chick is going to get her own show in the States and the butt-hair may or may not be shown