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Bif! Bam! Zowee! Batman unloaded on Catwoman but good. "Batman, Batman, where do you want this Batarang?" "Ask Catwoman. Or Alfred." "Meow! That hurts!" "Robin, steady the Bat Marital Aid." "Uh...I was kind of hopin' for a go at her first, Batman...before you trash her--" "Shut your Bat-Hole! Get in line!" "Holy Cat-Whore! Look at her go! She's getting Bat-Boned in her Ladyhole! Zowee! It looks just like the Bat Cave!" They enjoyed a quiet father surrogate/guardian/mentor/master protege/servant/abused orphan moment. "Holy Bat Shit! I was supposed to tell you! Bat-Girl called! Again!" "You just spoiled the bat-moment, Boy Wonder. Call Alfred for clean up. Let's go catch some bad guys!" "You're on!" Batman rocks! "Joker? Riddler?" "Let's see...we have 'The Jaywalker', 'The Mangler'. Ratwoman and 'Stinky' the Clown."

Date Written: April 10, 2007
Author: Master Bates
Average Vote: 3.83333

Comments:
04/11/2007 Will Disney (4): Charming!
04/11/2007 Mr. Pony: Is this Robin Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, or Tim Drake?
04/11/2007 Master Bates: I'd have to go with Dick Grayson due to the holies
04/12/2007 Klause Muppet (4): 2 shorts about rape!
04/16/2007 Litcube (3.5): "You're on!" Batman rocks! "Joker? Riddler?" If you ended here, I'd a 4'd this. This line was awesome.