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Mr Muffins buried his mouth in the wiry-haired muff. He wrenched his tongue around clumsily. What if he wasn't doing it right? He just felt awkward and embarrassed. What if his dead grandmother was watching him? He looked up. Yep, she sure was.

Date Written: May 22, 2007
Author: blow-up
Average Vote: 3.75

Comments:
05/23/2007 Will Disney: I feel awkward and embarrassed now too.
05/24/2007 qualcomm (3): sneaky little gag
05/24/2007 Litcube (4):
05/30/2007 Master Bates (4): By the way, Grandma said to meet her down by the 'Ol Mauseleum. My Grandma, not yours.
06/27/2007 Lady Pissant (4): Man that is sick! Love it!