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Susie had had a few beers, and all of the sudden things were seeming different to her. She was upstairs at the party with Sammy, who she had previously dismissed but who she had ended up making out with nonetheless.
All of the sudden, she felt something deep inside of her that she knew what she wanted to do. She kissed Sammy and whispered in his ear, “Sammy, I want to do it.”
Sammy’s eyes widened. The two of them began to take off their clothes and they got under the sheets together. They kissed a little bit. Susie moved Sammy’s hand onto her breast. “I’m ready,” she said.
“Uhhh,” Sammy said. Susie reached her hand down under the sheet. Sammy did not have an erection.
“Come on!” she said. “I’m ready!”
But Sammy could not come on.
A few minutes later they got dressed and walked back down to the party. Susie’s suspicions had finally been confirmed. Sammy was a poor loser who couldn’t even get it up.
As I come to the conclusion of the ‘Susie and Sammy’ cycle (see Susie had gone over Sammy’s house to work on a project for school... and Sammy sat on the bus waiting for it to leave school and to bring him home.), I feel the time has come for a little commentary. I’ve received dozens of emails asking me, ‘Will H. Disney, are these stories autobiographical? Are you Sammy?” And the answer, I’m glad to tell you, is no. ‘Sammy’ is actually Ewan Snow (see Authors box to the left), and these three shorts are based on sad anecdotes that he told me in private about his own childhood. Well, I hope that these shorts can provide him with some closure. And at the same time, I hope they’ve provided you with some measure of enjoyment.
I remain, as always, your servant, etc.
Will H. Disney
Date Written: May 15, 2003
Author: Will Disney
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