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Oh no. I hate green peppers.
Maybe I could try and eat around them.
Ugh. They’re everywhere. It’s like 90% green peppers, 10% Western omelet and 100% crap.
You think he would know that I don’t like green peppers.
Whatever. Forget that you’re eating peppers. Just eat.
Oh, this is horrible. This would even sicken someone who loves peppers.
I need to keep eating though. Don’t want him think I don’t like it.
I’m feeling a little queasy now. Just gotta keep it down. Whatever you do, don’t think about puking.
OK, I just puked in my mouth. Can’t let him know. Gotta swallow it back down.
There we go. Crisis averted.
“So,” Jesus asks, “What do you think?”
“It’s really good.”
“Great,” says Jesus.
Why is the first thing Jesus Christ does when he comes back to Earth is make me a Western omelet?

Date Written: May 16, 2003
Author: Dolemite
Average Vote: 3.8333

Comments:
05/16/2003 anonymous (2):
02/3/2004 senator (4): This is good. Didn't see it coming.
02/13/2004 Texxx (4): Okay. I just read this again. A Western omelet? J.C. can do better than that.
02/13/2004 scoop (4): man, that guy can't do anything right.
02/16/2004 Mr. Pony (5): Just now realized that all these shorts that I have really liked for a while were all written by the same person. Go go!
04/15/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan (4): What happen to Dolemite?