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“So you’re a philosopher?”

“Yes. Yes. I think very deeply.”

The philosopher sat there with his penis flaccid between his legs.

The hooker looked over at him. “That seems to be all you do very deeply.”

He shook his head. “In about four seconds, a teacher will begin to leak,” he said.

Date Written: May 29, 2003
Author: Will Disney
Average Vote: 5

Comments:
10/5/2003 Ewan Snow: I think I might like this one, but only because I don't understand it.
04/20/2004 Jon Matza: You're quoting KRS-One, right? Not sure I'm buying this one (or why I'm taking the trouble to say so).
04/20/2004 Will Disney: Yes, that's right re KRS1. And I'm not sure if I buy it either.
04/20/2004 Dylan Danko: Always hated KRS-1
08/29/2004 John Slocum: Back in the days of sherlock holmes, a person was judged by a clue. Now he's judged by whether he's black, chinese, italian or Jew.
08/29/2004 Litcube (5): That was retarded.