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The electromagnetic field surrounding the atoms that comprised Pantagruel’s fingertips collided with the electromagnetic field surrounding the atoms that comprised the fine nap of his new velvet jumpsuit, preventing the two sets of atoms from actually touching one another. Nevertheless, the jumpsuit ‘felt’ nice to Pantagruel.
Satisfied, he decided to store the jumpsuit in a cardboard box, inadvertently rendering it both there and not-there when he closed the lid.
Then he stored the box on the top shelf of his closet, increasing its potential energy by untold newtons.
Date Written: June 11, 2003
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