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Dylan Danko taught law at one of the very toughest high schools in New York City. This school had these extra large gym lockers and Dylan was in there one afternoon making love with one of the ladies who worked in the cafeteria.
Suddenly the locker door flung open and there was a crowd of students and cops and photographers with flashing cameras standing there looking looking at him and making a fuss.
The principal was there too. "It's illegal to have sex on school grounds, you know. It's statuatory rape!"
"But, boss," Dylan said, "take a look at her. She's an *old bag*. And listen, I teach *law* here at this school. You can't fuck with me."
The principal thought it over. "Well, okay. You've got me this time. But your next class starts in eight minutes, and you'd better not be late!"
Dylan smiled, preparing to swing the locker door shut. "Boss," he said, "that's five more minutes than I need."
Date Written: April 25, 2002
Author: Will Disney
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