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The dude what started it all was leaniní back on the hood of his AC Legend 2001 suckin' on some Billy D. juice and tryin' to dig out da hunnies but they wasnít giviní up the coochie. Thatís when the shanizzle hit the fashmizzle-nizzle. My boy, Two Percent, come over flashing da Sean Jean and waviní chedda like he was some kinda playa.
The dude jump off the AC and I know heís strappin' so I run to my hooptie. Before Iím in, I see the dude 187 Two Percent. I figured it was about some OPP cuz Two Percent was like that. He'd be tappin' your girls nappy while you taking a crappy.
I look over and Iím like ďYo, Trick Baby, you sure done him good. Looks like Two Percent gets da Gasface.Ē
And thatís when I knew he realized I was white. I tried offering him my varsity lacrosse sweater and then reluctantly held up my cherished pair of Italian whipstitched leather driving gloves. But the dude was unstirred. He wanted my coochie and I was going to give it to him.
Date Written: July 11, 2003
Author: Dylan Danko
Average Vote: 4.25