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Wall Street Journal: Singapore Mixes Singlish, Hip-Hop To Nix SARS
CONTESTANT #1 - "I'll take Paul Lynde for the block."
HOST - "Paul Lynde for the block, ok.... Paul Lynde, In Singapore, it is illegal to hold hands in public."
PAUL LYNDE - "Hmmm.. Illegal to hold hands in public?"
HOST - "Yes, holding hands in public there would be illegal, is what I'm asking."
PAUL LYNDE - "Well, I don't care what we do in public, as long as they Kak-Pui all over my face when we get home!"
[Audience EXPLODES with laughter]
Date Written: July 15, 2003
Author: Slappy White
Average Vote: 2.75