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Wall Street Journal: Singapore Mixes Singlish, Hip-Hop To Nix SARS

CONTESTANT #1 - "I'll take Paul Lynde for the block."

HOST - "Paul Lynde for the block, ok.... Paul Lynde, In Singapore, it is illegal to hold hands in public."

PAUL LYNDE - "Hmmm.. Illegal to hold hands in public?"

[Audience giggles]

HOST - "Yes, holding hands in public there would be illegal, is what I'm asking."

PAUL LYNDE - "Well, I don't care what we do in public, as long as they Kak-Pui all over my face when we get home!"

[Audience EXPLODES with laughter]

Date Written: July 15, 2003
Author: Slappy White
Average Vote: 2.75

Comments:
07/15/2003 anonymous (1):
07/15/2003 anonymous (1):
07/16/2003 Joe Frankenstone (4): Good stuff -- points off for the setup, points on for Paul Lynde.
03/14/2004 Mr. Pony (5): What's that phrase everyone's been using? "Pitch-Perfect"?