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He liked to buttfuck to the left and right they would buttfuck him while he sat there and was complacent on a drinking fountain he would imagine he was a cat laying on the floor in the crisp sunlight he would buttfuck all the time and soon became impervious to the pain he didn't think it was his fault because he couldnt tell when he farted or not

Date Written: April 14, 2010
Author: Marvin_Bernstein
Average Vote: 1.6

Comments:
04/15/2010 Mr. Pony (3.5): The pain he soon became impervious to makes me think he didn't like buttfucking all that much, initially. Also, "to the left and right" is confusing, when we are talking about a unidirectional tube such as the rectum. Are you using "left" and "right" as metaphors, author? If so, for what?
04/15/2010 Mr. Pony: I'm not sure I meant to give that three and a half stars, author.
04/15/2010 Jon Matza: unidirectional tube
04/15/2010 Marvin_Bernstein: You may have a point guys. I wasn't thinking of the blatant irony and the connection between no penetration and impervious although that would loose some of the probing meaning that I had intended. Right and left was however a good verbal hyperbole for adding a musical connotation to this naughty Sailors misadventures. I like the ending.
04/15/2010 Marvin_Bernstein: I'd like to edit this to include the phrase unidirectional tube. He wiggled back and forth, to the left and to the right, as one ravished his unidirectional tube.
04/17/2010 Master Bates (2): sucky
04/18/2010 Marvin_Bernstein (5): admit it: I am putting the a back in acme I am that good
04/30/2010 Litcube (0.5):
08/26/2010 The Rid: I'd give both of Pony's comments fives.
08/31/2010 Marvin_Bernstein: thanks rid
09/3/2010 The Rid (1): Yeah.
09/4/2010 Marvin_Bernstein: Rid: don't get too cocky, your time is coming. I'd lowball your shorts as well
09/28/2010 scoop: I think you need to look up "lowball" Marvin dog.
10/4/2010 Marvin_Bernstein: nah I lowball everything but nice try playa Scoop: I like you despite your unsureness of myself and Me!!! L( xoxox -P:)
01/19/2011 TheBuyer (1): Buttfucking to left seems implausable and distracting from the funny part. On second read I couldn't find the funny part either so maybe buttfucking to the left isn't so distracting after all.