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The republican said - In regards to tagging and tasing the inbred brownskins in our country: I don't think the law is really that bad. The problem is going to come with the execution and enforcement of the law. The principles of the law are already federal law. If the Feds enforced their laws Arizona would have no need to draft their own. However, I don't think immigrants should be entitled to the 'perks' of citizenship (welfare, health care, free higher education) for a set period of time, say 5-10 years. If they abide by the laws, pay taxes and are productive citizens for that period, then welcome to being an American, I am glad to have you here! Pegeviny at this point told the idiot: you bastard! I was shit out in Mexico. What are you going to do, drag me back across the border? Dem fucking republicans.

Date Written: May 04, 2010
Author: Marvin_Bernstein
Average Vote: 0.5

Comments:
05/27/2010 Marvin_Bernstein (5): note: user names are case sensitive that aside this is most excellent, will the council consider featuring this short?
05/27/2010 Marvin_Bernstein: note: user names are case sensitive that aside this is most excellent, will the council consider featuring this short?
06/16/2010 scoop: What the hell are you talking about you weirdo?
06/19/2010 Marvin_Bernstein: scoop: it's all idiotic parody based on the shit going on in the southwest. I just wanted to call out the absolutely wrong and retarded right wingers.
08/3/2010 Marvin_Bernstein: someone rate this, I am proud of this short bitches
08/3/2010 Mr. Pony: I don't get it. Is the narrator drunk?
08/4/2010 qualcomm (0.5): this is garbage. i'm almost certain you're a dog who's been taught to speak and type.
08/6/2010 Marvin_Bernstein: no qualcomm the point is that these people are bastards and they aren't about to become fruitpickers if we send our slave Latino friends back home to Israel. It's just wrong on so many levels.
08/11/2010 scoop: That's a really weird thing to say in defense of someone alleging you are the product of a deranged science experiment. It's the kind of thing you say to trick people into thinking that you are dense and really stupid, or that you say when you are dense and really stupid. So which one is it, you weirdo?
08/11/2010 qualcomm: i give you five stars for your movie.
08/17/2010 Marvin_Bernstein: hey! Here I am trying to be a activist and I'm being shot down by some - what I thought were liberals- here. I'm starting to think you are the types that just say that for street cred like the guy that gets the anti flag tatoo even though he doesn't like em SCOOP! Those arguments below are lifted from the Al Franken debates. I need to have you rephrase your questions into something intelligible if you want me to correspond with you. I do see both sides of the coin but I think my arguments are going over your head. I am neither dense, sweet or made out of icecream. Scoop: are you made out of horse feces or something? Rephrase and ask again.
08/18/2010 Marvin_Bernstein: just think: we couldn't have weather casters, taco bell customers and sunscreen sales wouldn't change. We could export spices however but I dont think the negative pr and lessons would be great enough to handle the risk. How could we justify the social security we wouldn't pay out anyway? Your friend a liberal foaming at the mouth talking dog
01/19/2011 TheBuyer (0.5): if there were quarter stars i would award you with that rating for the last line alone.