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After the circle jerk there was silence. Hawkins glanced at his younger brother who was tucking his penis back in his trunks. Collum Wiggins and Jason Goldberger both looked at the floor. Tony DiMato broke the circle by lying on his bunk and staring at the mesh underside of the bunk above him. He would lie there for the rest of the day. No one spoke. Smelly started laughing but we all knew he wanted to cry. The guys from Ticonderoga headed back to their hut and the rest of us set off through the woods to the mess hall to steal some bug juice and ice cream sandwiches. Elliot Finkle led the way and I realized it was the first time I’d seen him without his yarmulke. Josh Schreiber started softly whistling “Big Fat Fuzzy Worm.” His tone was both plaintive and beseeching. No one joined him.

Date Written: July 21, 2003
Author: Dylan Danko
Average Vote: 4.5714

Comments:
07/21/2003 anonymous (5):
07/21/2003 anonymous (5):
07/21/2003 Will Disney (4): i can't believe danko accidentally posted some of his therapy journal onto acmeshorts. oh well - entertaining!
07/22/2003 Dylan Danko: Disney, apparently you don't remember telling me this story.
01/16/2004 Texxx (4): You're right. Those are serious repercussions. 'Collum Wiggins' is a great name. How many guys were in this circle? Jeez!
01/16/2004 Dylan Danko: Thanks, I was quite proud of that one.
01/27/2004 Joseph Keith: seriously beginning to wonder what ive gotten myself into...
05/22/2004 TheBuyer (4): So...who ate the Oreo?
05/23/2004 Mr. Pony: For some reason that I can't put my finger on, this makes me want to cry.
05/23/2004 Mr. Pony (5):
05/28/2004 John Slocum (5): Wow, this is fantastic! Collum Wiggins...and who is this Tony DiMato?
05/28/2004 Dylan Danko: The older brother of this asshole.
05/28/2004 Dylan Danko: asshole.
05/28/2004 John Slocum: yah, I asked because I knew I saw it somewhere else. I thought it might be based on an arch kid, or something.