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October 13, 1983

If only to be held, to be lovedÖ Itís nothing less than the dream of every cat, or every boy. 1:09 AM, Jenís lightís still on. Iím going to bed.

October 15, 1983

Bruce came into trig like it was a goddamn triumph. He rode me all class and kept making jokes and everyone was laughing. I couldnít even look at Jen. I know he got to third with her by the steps. After dinner Iím gonna go to the tree. Iím so fucking smart.

October 16, 1983

Last night I lost my innocence. Thatís when you whack off to a live human chick the first time. I got splinters in my ass but it was worth it. She showed it all, I mean the good stuff. I wonder if she likes Star WarsÖ

April 27, 1984

I just got Proud Flesh 3!!! Itís the best one yet, and Iím only on the third level!!! I couldnít believe when my mom gave it to me, cuz I thought I was gonna be grounded for driving drunk on Saturday, but she was totally cool about it. She doesnít care what I do. Thatís what Bruce never understood. Fucking looser!!!!!!!

Date Written: July 27, 2003
Author: Ewan Snow
Average Vote: 4.6667

Comments:
07/27/2003 anonymous (5):
06/21/2004 Will Disney (5): so *that's* what it means to lose one's innocence. i always loved the first sentence of this one.
07/6/2004 TheBuyer (5): I lose my innocence a lot.
07/6/2004 scoop (4): That's like a wicked-good opening line, dude.