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Space-date 25 ½.
Captain's log, brown and stinky. The Challenger just returned from two weeks R & R. I think the crew was expecting shore leave, but we only had time for a rest stop in a gaseous brown cloud near Uranus. No Klingon activity to report. The mess hall was serving Chinese food this evening. I ordered the #2 with brown sauce – tasted kind of funny. There have been reports of a large log-shaped object floating in space. Don't think it's destroying planets, or anything; it's just a floater... We are now on an intercept course, but still don't have a plan for what to do when we meet this space log. Mr. Roma has suggested poking it with a stick. It's our only chance.
Date Written: July 30, 2003
Author: Ewan Snow
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