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Timothy Geithner has a great sense of balance but it had been off due to his hemorrhoids. Let me explain. He always based his tips due to the fact that if his butt plug went all the way in, and stayed until orgasm, the inflation would go up, but if it fell out, there would be a economic downturn. Due to his hemorrhoids, he had trouble inserting anything farther than an inch up his rectum. That explains the economic havoc we are in right now. Buy low, sell low! alt="some_text"/>

Date Written: January 22, 2011
Author: Marvin_Bernstein
Average Vote: 2.75

Comments:
01/22/2011 TheBuyer: whoa whoa whoa, what the fuck?
01/22/2011 TheBuyer (0.5): fuck this bullshit, parse, asshole.
01/23/2011 anonymous: do you measure farting? I forgot about farting
02/19/2011 Marvin Bernstein (5):