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the typical alpha acme male this one dude I won't mention by name Every time he got out of his freshly painted saab in his fucking Montgomery wards dark suit, he was reminded of his dad saying "kick that ball, score!". To his chagrin, he had tried his hardest but had never made that winning point. He still got red faced and despite being alpha had never scored the winning point. Despite the blowup dolls and a very nice external grooming, that voice to "Score!!!" would never go away. He kicked the neighbors dog and went home to plot his next murder.
Date Written: February 21, 2011
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