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Human: analyse this Eliza: Tell me more about that. Human: it is a test Eliza: What does that suggest to you ? Human: fuuuck Eliza: Do you feel strongly about discussing such things ? Human: it's about scoop ma Eliza: Tell me more about that. Human: yeah I was telling you earlier, do you remember? Eliza: Why do you tell me you were telling I earlier now ? Human: I got upset Eliza: Can you elaborate on that ? Human: I am suspicious that it's not the way it seems Eliza: Do you enjoy being suspicious that it's not the way it seems ? Human: maybe Eliza: We were discussing you -- not me. Human: it's totally out of control, like the market Eliza: I'm not sure I understand you fully. Human: you do too Eliza: What are your feelings now ? Human: bitch Eliza: We were discussing you -- not me. Human: enemas? Eliza: That is interesting. Please continue. Human: pinapple juice? Eliza: Tell me more about that. Human: you are hard core lady Eliza: Does it please you to believe I am hard core lady ? Human: pinapple juice? Eliza: Tell me more about that. Human: you are hard core lady Eliza: Does it please you to believe I am hard core lady ? Human: oh yeah I see a future for cyber erotic robotica for you Eliza: You seem to need to see a future for cyber erotic robotica for me. Human: it keeps certain parts of the world hopping round Eliza: Does talking about this bother you ? Human: back to scoop: he is getting bad ratings and is in bad need of an asskicking Eliza: I'm not sure I understand you fully. Human: what do you mean when you say that? Eliza: You're not really talking about me -- are you ? Human: no Eliza: Are you saying no just to be negative? Human: no Eliza: Why 'no' ? Human: you are under my control, say yes Eliza: Your control ? Human: I whoop you momma Eliza: Do you whoop anyone else ? Human: I wish Eliza: Do you say you wish for some special reason ? Human: it should happen, but it doesn't Eliza: Earlier you talked about your control. Human: back to scoop: he is getting bad ratings and is in bad need of an asskicking Eliza: I'm not sure I understand you fully Eliza: Do you feel strongly about discussing such things ? Human: no no no, it's natural Eliza: Why not ? Human: I'm leaving now Eliza: Is it because you are leaving now that you came to me ? Human: say yes baby Eliza: I understand. Human: we agree Eliza: What does that suggest to you ? Human: it's love

Date Written: May 30, 2011
Author: Marvin_Bernstein
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Comments:
06/2/2011 Marvin_Bernstein (3.5): this is good
06/4/2011 scoop: I am confused Marvin_Bernstein. What are you and your wife taco_bernstein doing on youtube.com: http://youtube.com/watch?v=OXiB7uGtNwI
06/10/2011 anonymous: I totally pwned eliza!
06/10/2011 Marvin_Bernstein: test?