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well it turns out the reason taht I have hemorrhoids is I was astrally raped it looks like there was this dude downtown and it was Rob or Dave and he was a member of this group called Ananda Marga, and no affiliation or reflection with or upon them necessarily but the dude was a astral sasquatch. After you meditated this hairy mothefukin bigfoot would eye you up and down and next thing you know this mofo was all tryin to pry your ass open in dreams. Strange thing was: the organization of meditiators was aware of his various and sundry crimes and actually had him on probation. It was probably the weirdest sexual predator I'd ever heard of or seen. My word of advice, when these freaks and astrally powerful monks and bigfoots come to town: duct tape the asshole and sleep wide awake for a while. It's as bad as prison.

Date Written: July 09, 2011
Author: Marvin_Bernstein
Average Vote: 4

07/10/2011 Marvin_Bernstein: Marvin underscore actually meant to mention that your crap is compacted after the butt rapes
07/11/2011 Marvin_Bernstein (5): bump
12/18/2011 Master Bates (4): Actually not too bad.
12/19/2011 Marvin_Bernstein: thanks man, I appreciate that.. trying to get up the ratings and such ya know