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Richard (Dick Humplick)got off the sorry hamster and wiped the poop off his leg and declared and cried Jihad. He did not know what that meant but he was all about terrorism and bombs and the idea of blowing stuff up. He thought it might hurt a lot but he knew something about virgins in the afterlife and thought it might be a good way to get lamb sluts all the time. They would stay virgins right? It wouldn't matter if they all wore black dresses and scarves and veils and such. That's right, he had to blow up Americans and send that special message to the media that it was about time the president got boinked up the arse. All those bipartisan politics and maybe we could kill congress in a big Islamic flame. Amen. He didn't know how to build a bomb so he gave up. The end.

Date Written: July 22, 2011
Author: Marvin_Bernstein
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07/22/2011 anonymous: i would fap to this
07/22/2011 anonymous: fecal? Islamic fecal terrorist? Oh my
07/23/2011 Marvin_Bernstein: horrible
07/26/2011 Marvin_Bernstein (0.5): way more retarded and much less offensive than originally planned. Must attempt something more along the lines of 4chan next time