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"There were some big surprises in this year's Academy Award nominations," mused Olenin. And he said: "I like to write about my dick". I admire it so! It had been a cloudless winter day, but now, as dusk settled over the frozen road that stretched from Moscow to Stavropol, a few snowflakes.... blah blah, add pretensious semi intellectual bullshit. "There sure were some shockers, Olenin," let me show you the shocker, clasping the gnarled head of his wooden walking stick. "Everyone expected Cold Mountain, but I get a warmy toasty fisting when I use this. They strode on, tugging their cloaks over their morning wood. Dark thoughts consumed Eroshka Ivanovich. He was a murderer. He wanted to rip out the intestines as he voilated their corpses. *** insert more weak boring dialoge here ***** Eroshka Ivanovich interjected, "-- the former fashion model packed on thirty pounds and underwent a grueling daily make up regimen to resemble serial killer Aileen Wuornos --" SHUT UP Already! This is bullshit blahh blahhh insert innuendo about getting to 3rd base end of plot line, end of story

Date Written: September 13, 2011
Author: Marvin_Bernstein
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02/2/2012 anonymous: this is a four banger
03/29/2012 Marvin_Bernstein (3.5):