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Henry sidled up to the bar, next to the good-looking brunette.
“Hey there,” he said.
“Hey,” she replied.
Henry ordered a drink and then turned back to the brunette.
“Say, is your daddy a thief?” he asked her.
She shook her head, smiling a little bit. “No. Why?”
“Because where’s my fucking wallet?”
The brunette took an apprehensive step back. “Huh?”
“WHERE IS IT?” Henry screamed.
Date Written: September 02, 2003
Author: Will Disney
Average Vote: 4.75
06/5/2004 qualcomm: i owe you a star, disney
06/5/2004 scoop (5): This is short AND funny. Well-Done!
06/6/2005 The Rid (5): Gut-busting. Well done!