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Valerie hates to be constipated. She feels bloated and suffers from stomach cramps. It's nearly impossible for her to play the dominatrix role that gets her husband so hard. But the worst thing is that it interferes with her maternal obligations. Little Suzie demands that she bring her mom's famous double fudge brownies to school on her birthday, but Valerie can't bake them without her secret ingredient.

Date Written: September 03, 2003
Author: tankini
Average Vote: 3.6

Comments:
09/3/2003 anonymous (2):
09/3/2003 anonymous (5):
09/3/2003 anonymous (5):
02/24/2004 annebot: What a piss poor story or shit poor I guess?
02/27/2004 Mr. Pony: IZ THE SECREET INGREDENT POO!?!?!?!
05/2/2004 Terrence imposter: Tee hee!
06/8/2004 TheBuyer (3): yay poop.
12/13/2004 The Fanch (5):
12/13/2004 The Rid (3): Mluh.