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"Never 'assume' anything. You know what 'assume' does? It makes an 'ass' out of 'you' and 'me.'"

And it was with this flippant response, the memory of which was now banging around inside his head like so many carefree throws of the craps table dice, that Guido, the 'stool pigeon,' suddenly found himself sinking, slowly, inevitably, into a dark, deep expanse, surrounded by the fishes who would soon become his bedside companions.

Date Written: September 04, 2003
Author: Texxx
Average Vote: 1

09/4/2003 anonymous (1):
01/17/2005 Mr. Pony: I think maybe it didn't matter what he said. If he found himself sinking immediately, he was probably already partially encased in cement, and ready to go. Also, with a nickname like that ('stool pigeon', not 'Guido'), it was pretty much just a matter of time.
02/10/2005 The Rid: Yeah. On the "Stool Pigeon" thing.