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Mankind had at last eradicated the stain of original sin. In office buildings, business was halted so that all could partake of the Rapture. In the streets, rejoicing. The concept of property dissolved before the brotherhood of man. Enemies reconciled. Those who before feasted on Lust and Greed redeemed themselves--

Satan woke with a start. His stomach grumbled. He doubled over as white jags of pain seized his bowels.

"Oooohhh, man," he groaned, "That's the last time I fill up on souls before bedtime!"

Date Written: December 30, 1899
Author: qualcomm
Average Vote: 3.2857

Comments:
05/8/2003 qualcomm (5): anyone who doesn't give me at least 4 stars for this is an asshole.
08/7/2003 Will Disney (3): three stars!
08/10/2003 Dylan Danko (3): Pretty good until the last line
08/11/2003 qualcomm: two assholes down...
08/11/2003 Will Disney (3): dude that's kinda harsh.
08/11/2003 qualcomm (5): both you coozes are banned from this short
02/23/2004 scoop (4): Ahh, what the hell. I owe you for those ones I flamed you on that night. And, by and by, Satan is a title -- not a name -- you jag-off. You should know that. That's the Old Testament talking to you, Jewy.
02/23/2004 Dylan Danko: I think you guys are gay for each other. ...No one can ban me from anything!
02/23/2004 scoop: At least it's a conviciton, you contrarian Brit-douche-bag.
02/24/2004 Dylan Danko: At least you should be convicted for it.
02/26/2004 annebot (3): So eating the souls made him gassy? constipated? paint me a picture!
07/2/2004 TheBuyer (4): Hi The Lerpa.
04/1/2005 deliciousbrains (3): QC, you're still my idol.