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"What if I start to feel emotions?" asked young Peter Platula. "Is it okay to cry?"

Mrs. Ovula considered the question with wry reflection. How naive the boy was! This could, of course, be used for her own evil purposes. The question was only if she should hatch her plan now or later.

"It's never okay to cry," answered Mrs. Ovula decisively. "Now I have a surprise; I'm going to show you your Christmas present early this year."

She loosened her pantaloons and let her flesh unfold at its natural rate...

Date Written: December 30, 1899
Author: Ewan Snow
Average Vote: 4

Comments:
11/11/2003 Dylan Danko: Is that in rolls per second?
09/9/2004 TheBuyer: Is this from a time before typos were mocked?
09/9/2004 qualcomm (4): mudflaps?
09/9/2004 TheBuyer (4): Must've been somehing I ate.
12/2/2004 qualcomm: iou: one star
12/2/2004 John Slocum (4): Ovula's right.
12/2/2004 Ewan Snow: This one is a real doody drinker. I mean it's a real Montezuma's revenge masticator.
12/2/2004 anonymous: Now you're catching on.
12/2/2004 Ewan Snow: Mine was better than yours, asshole.
12/2/2004 anonymous: You're a real feces feaster. I mean you're a real excrement eater.
12/2/2004 anonymous: Cable cruncher.
12/2/2004 anonymous: droppings digester
12/2/2004 anonymous: poo percolator
12/2/2004 anonymous: rectum ruminator
12/2/2004 anonymous: scoop licker
12/2/2004 Dick Vomit: Ejecta ingestor