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The priceless Ming vase was broken.
"Fetch some superglue," Reed Clavula, professor of antiquities, shouted to his assistant, Henry.
Once Henry had left, the professor undid his trousers and let them fall to his ankles.
"Well," Dr. Clavula said, licking his fingers as Henry, holding the superglue, mused over the scattered, beshitted shards, "What are you waiting for?"
Date Written: December 30, 1899Comments:
Average Vote: 4.6667
04/10/2003 Ewan Snow (5): Better than Cats!
03/11/2004 Mr. Pony (4): Beshitted.
03/11/2004 Ewan Snow: I like how he's liicking his fingers.
05/19/2004 Mr. Joshua: Don't get it...please explain.
05/19/2004 qualcomm: see, one of the two academics broke the vase. the senior of the two sends the junior one to get some glue. then he undoes his trousers... cut to one minute later, the junior academic has returned to find the pieces of vase covered in shit, and his boss mysteriously licking his fingers.
05/24/2004 TheBuyer (5): extra points for the explaination