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The quantum physicist, an asshole, glued the final piece of cotton onto his doomsday device. The little prick was gonna blow up the world.
"Now they'll pay," he snivelled, reliving the painful memory of last month's science fair at the Y (Dick Gregario had hosted ), when all the other string theorists had mocked him for being such a twerp. "Pay for laughing at my theory that the universe has 12, rather than 11, dimensions!"
Date Written: November 11, 2003
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