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"Life is so incomprehensible. So vague and unclear." Jeremy knew that Sarah loved the the deep philosophical types, and that such statements as to the significance of life would surely end up with both of them in bed. Fucking.

When is this stud going to stick his hard cock in my wet cunt? thought Sarah.

"Looking into the sky, at the billions of tiny points of light, each one representing a star, a planet, a galaxy filled with billions of other souls, each one with a dream as expansive as the universe itself, I am simply in awe," continued Jeremy, his member throbbing to the soulful beats of 'NSync's "This I Promise You".

I am soooo fucking horny, all I want is his tasty, dripping sausage on my lips, Sarah mused to herself.

"When I think about my life, how I'm supposed to find a job, get married, have children and become 'successful,' I can't help but think to myself how meaningless everything truly is. One day we will all leave this Earth and a hundred years later nobody will even have known, much less care, about our brief existence." Jeremy was sure he would have his way with her soon.

I wish he would just have his way with me, thought Sarah.

"So,...do you,...need to go home?" Jeremy asked without fully assessing the entire situation, yet still hopeful that he'd be tasting her sweet, sweet vaginal nectar.

"I think so," Sarah replied, frustrated that Jeremy wasn't tearing open her blouse and sucking on her erected, pink nipples.

And that night, after Jeremy dropped Sarah off at home, she took a bath while plowing her own pussy with an overgrown cucumber.

Date Written: November 16, 2003
Author: Loogy
Average Vote: 4

11/16/2003 anonymous (4):
11/16/2003 anonymous (1):
11/16/2003 anonymous (5):
11/16/2003 anonymous (4):
11/17/2003 qualcomm: pony?
01/21/2004 Mr. Pony: That wasn't me. I think it's a pretty common sentiment, that "look at all the people" thing, and I'm pretty sure we're both making fun of it. But that's not me.
06/1/2004 TheBuyer: Is this real? I want to give it a five.
06/1/2004 John Slocum: vote yer conscience!
06/2/2004 scoop: "...her own pussy."
06/2/2004 Mr. Pony: I think you should give it a four.
06/2/2004 scoop: who?
06/2/2004 Mr. Pony: TheBuyer should give it a four. Scoop, I think maybe you should give this either a five or a three. It's your call!
06/2/2004 Mr. Pony: Matza You might want to come here and give this a three immediately!
06/2/2004 TheBuyer: Mr. Pony: You may be right. I'll read it again.
06/3/2004 Mr. Pony: No!!! Give it a four NOW, maybe!!
08/5/2004 TheBuyer (4): Oh, right, ya.
08/5/2004 Mr. Pony: That wasn't so hard!
10/15/2004 scoop (5): There.
10/16/2004 John Slocum (5): and....there!
10/16/2004 Litcube (5): Here.