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Pete looked at his reflection in the mirror. "Somehow I'm not satisfied," he said, speaking to his girlfriend who was off in the bathroom.
"With what?" she called back. "Your abs?"
"No, with your abs, you ditzy cow," Pete answered.
And you know what? Pete was only acting that way because that's how his father used to act. So how can you hold that against him?
Date Written: November 25, 2003
Author: Will Disney
Average Vote: 4.2