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Pete looked at his reflection in the mirror. "Somehow I'm not satisfied," he said, speaking to his girlfriend who was off in the bathroom.

"With what?" she called back. "Your abs?"

"No, with your abs, you ditzy cow," Pete answered.

And you know what? Pete was only acting that way because that's how his father used to act. So how can you hold that against him?

Date Written: November 25, 2003
Author: Will Disney
Average Vote: 4.2

Comments:
11/25/2003 anonymous (5):
11/25/2003 Texxx (4): Well done, you heartless bastard.
11/25/2003 qualcomm (4): good one.
06/22/2004 TheBuyer (4): nice random pick
06/22/2004 qualcomm: author, i wish you would just show me pete's actions and let me decide, instead of editorializing
06/23/2004 John Slocum (4): I can't.
12/10/2004 The Rid (5): Why is this so funny?