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You get an A for effort, Bobby.

But in all fairness, I must give you an F for being molested.

Date Written: December 08, 2003
Author: qualcomm
Average Vote: 3.9

Comments:
12/14/2003 Texxx: An 'F' for getting molested? In other words, the way in which he's allowing himself to be molested? I'm confused as to the meaning here.
12/14/2003 Dylan Danko: The meaning seems clear to me. I think Feldspar is quite brave for speaking the truth here; the truth being that people who get molested have certain deficiencies of character and these deficiencies, more than anything else, are responsible for their "F."
12/14/2003 Phony Millions: Feldspar's typically sympathetic portrayal of sadism. Period.
12/14/2003 Jon Matza: I thought this was damn funny. It's not because I feel sympathy towards sadism, though! It's simply that I take pleasure in contemplating Bobby's pain and degradation.
12/15/2003 Benny Maniacs (4): Because it's funny, I'll give this a B. Because it's not really really funny, I'm not giving it an A.

P.S. I was molested.
04/7/2004 scoop (4): Anything that looks like that can't be wrong.
04/7/2004 mr.coffee (3): I'm just following scup...maybe we'll reach the end of the internet...Can you hold my hand Scup, just in case!
05/18/2004 TheBuyer (4): Show me on the dolly Lerpa, just show me on my dolly.
05/27/2005 John Slocum (4.5): Extra half star for brevity. I love the comic version of this one.