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"I liked it when the unicorn flew through the rainbow in Madeleine L'Engel's 'A Wrinkle in Time'", exclaimed Farnsworth to a reception of cold, hostile stares. "I mean, when C.S. Lewis had the witch turn the lion into a wardrobe, it was one of the most imaginative triumphs of Christian imagery in the history of Western literature." "Hmmpf", thought Farnsworth, as he left the Astor Place Starbucks and headed out into the arctic, wintry night, "Maybe the Fantasy Book Club isn't the most ideal place to try to score some pussy."

Date Written: December 09, 2003
Author: Mr. Joshua
Average Vote: 4.25

Comments:
04/13/2004 Mr. Pony (4):
04/13/2004 Ewan Snow (4): It's not???!!!
04/13/2004 scoop (4): You ever stop to think that maybe it was you Mr. Joshua? Maybe it was your problem? Huh? Huh?
04/13/2004 Mr. Pony: Those comments suck!! You two should be ashamed of yourselves!!
04/13/2004 Ewan Snow: Same to you and many more.
10/28/2004 scoop: Yeah seriously, Pony. Screw you, ass.
10/28/2004 qualcomm: and many, many more
10/28/2004 Mr. Pony: Jesus Herald Christ, you guys just keep digging yourselves deeper!! What's the matter with you people? Oh, "and many many more," Summer? So glad you could join us!! Holy Fuck!!
01/28/2005 Cyrus (5): Fuck'n hate starbucks