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"It's just all too Proustian", snivelled the smug little fuck, as he dunked his pastry into the cup of hot tea his grandmother had set before him.
"Oh Christ", muttered his fiancee to herself, "I'm engaged to marry a 100% certified prick."

Date Written: December 09, 2003
Author: Mr. Joshua
Average Vote: 4

Comments:
05/24/2004 TheBuyer (5): That is fucking funny.
01/28/2005 Cyrus: Gramma always made the best tea.
01/28/2005 The Rid (3): Mluh.