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They all stood there, amazed. Unabashedly staring as he swaggered his way, in assless singlet, towards the lat pulldown machine.

Brooding Moustachio, deep, dark eyes hiding behind even darker sunglasses (indoors no less!), bare ass - he was the embodiment of every Greco-Roman fisticuffs fantasy.

This was a gay gym, after all. But still. Come on. This was wretched.

Date Written: December 09, 2003
Author: Texxx
Average Vote: 3

Comments:
12/17/2003 anonymous (1):
12/17/2003 Benny Maniacs (3): Sorry. Didn't really do it for me.
12/18/2003 Dolemite (3): Points on for using the word "wretched" the same day I used it in conversation. Points off for failing to fully capture the majesty of the assless singlet.
12/18/2003 Texxx: Curses.
12/22/2003 Will Disney (4): this is good stuff. i didn't know you had found a new gym, texxx!
03/6/2005 deliciousbrains (4): When I was ten I saw a 70+ year old man dismounting a Harley, wearing nothing but a black thong and a black see-thru sarong. ON THE EAST COAST.