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To All Before Me:
"I like to ride dauphins." A simple phrase, no? Uttered so...seamlessly.
Now, bear with me, gentle subjects. For I am a learned man. That you must know.
In retrospect, certainly, a gross misjudgment on my part. But please, understand that I do not have the benefit of the written word, as you do now, to see this homophonic deception.
How was I to know that Sir Wencelas, of good breeding and sturdy repute, was not actually a seafaring man, much like myself (in my younger days, naturally), but rather an impish rogue fond of...well, you get the idea.
Please be certain that my eldest son has recovered nicely. Your well-wishes are much appreciated.
With warm regards,
Date Written: December 10, 2003
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