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To All Before Me:

"I like to ride dauphins." A simple phrase, no? Uttered so...seamlessly.

Now, bear with me, gentle subjects. For I am a learned man. That you must know.

In retrospect, certainly, a gross misjudgment on my part. But please, understand that I do not have the benefit of the written word, as you do now, to see this homophonic deception.

How was I to know that Sir Wencelas, of good breeding and sturdy repute, was not actually a seafaring man, much like myself (in my younger days, naturally), but rather an impish rogue fond of...well, you get the idea.

Please be certain that my eldest son has recovered nicely. Your well-wishes are much appreciated.

With warm regards,
Your King

Date Written: December 10, 2003
Author: Texxx
Average Vote: 3

Comments:
12/18/2003 anonymous (1):
12/18/2003 anonymous (5):
12/18/2003 Benny Maniacs (3): Although it seems well written, I do not get it. I think it has to do with a double entaundre about having sex with dolphins, but I'm not sure.
12/18/2003 Phony Millions: The moral of the story: Billy Budd was a butt pirate.
12/19/2003 Jimson S. Sorghum: Ah, Evans, with the gift of sublime explication.
12/19/2003 Dylan Danko: So, was the King fucking his son?
01/27/2004 Texxx: Just to clarify, the King had no sexual contact with his son. He's simply trying to explain how Sir Wencelas took advantage.