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The Holidays were always a tough time for Vicky. Memories of Santa’s lap distracted her to no end - the time he whispered in her ear, touching her ever so subtly with his tongue, the time that she swore he'd had a giant boner... It was enough to make her want to take a shit right then and there. Damn. To the mall.

Date Written: December 10, 2003
Author: cuntry
Average Vote: 4

12/10/2003 Will Disney: horny santas aren't exactly new territory but i feel this short is helped by the narrator's declaration that the thought of the horny santa makes her want to take a shit.
12/10/2003 Ewan Snow (4): I gotta say, cuntry sure writes a good short. Plus, they usually give me a Woodrow Wilson!