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"Jurgen", cooed Daphne as she used the flat edge of her butter knife to extract the fresh, warm smegma nestled in the folds of the Aryan's rolled-back foreskin, "Must we winter in Gstaad this year?" She spread the creamy, sebaceous mixture on her morning crumpet, and shot him her winningest pout, the one that she could always count on to melt his heart, and allow her to get her way. He visibly relented, and Daphne triumphantly popped the dainty into her mouth, giddy with the realization that she was one step closer to living in Khartoum, among the real Sudanese, with their fascinating traditions of female genital mutilation, child slavery and subsistence level farming.

Date Written: December 10, 2003
Author: Mr. Joshua
Average Vote: 4.61111

12/10/2003 Will Disney (5): this one's a winner
01/17/2004 scoop (5): I hate the fake Sudanese. Fucking impostors.
02/27/2004 Mr. Pony (5): Faith and Begorrah!
05/28/2004 John Slocum (5): This short needs more attention, damn it.
06/2/2004 TheBuyer (5): Mr. Joshua: I've read this about every day for a week and I swear to [insert false icon] I still don't know what to think.
11/5/2004 TREE (5): I want more of the same
01/28/2005 Cyrus (5): Mostly for female genital mutilation.
01/29/2005 John Slocum: Look at you, Mr. Joshua, shamelessly voting on your own short. Looks like you've got your 'cabal' in order.


the slocum

ps. I miss our talks
03/4/2005 deliciousbrains (5): I'm disgusted. Crumpets, yuck.
10/8/2010 Marvin_Bernstein (1.5):