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Teddy gave the piece of cardboard one more twist, and inserted it under his toenail. As he worked the tool back and forth, he surveyed the room. There was his fiancee, sorry, "wife". Right. Yeah. Dana, yeah. Dana dancing with her cousin Bobby. What the fuck was he wearing? Fuck. Dana's mom on the other hand...FUCK. The problem was her ass. Even with the dress and all, he could tell she didn't have a tight ass. Teddy preferred tight asses. The tighter the better. Dana's ass was all right. Not great. Bobby had a nice ass. His sister Betty too. But her face was no good. Fuck that. Taking care to preserve his till, Teddy slid the cardboard out from under his toenail. There's some shit. He placed the grayish grime in his hand, lovingly rolling it into a ball. He moved the ball to the tip of his finger and touched it delicately to his tongue, closing his mouth around the flavor. Just then, Dana caught his eye and made a swirley motion with her tongue, beckoning him to "come dance". Fuck. Teddy'd have to get up now. Looked that way anyhow. Wish she'd stop with the fucking tongue. She didn't have a nice tongue. He'd told her that already. It was too goddamn thick and short. Fuck.

Date Written: December 11, 2003
Author: cuntry
Average Vote: 4.25

Comments:
12/12/2003 anonymous (5):
12/12/2003 Will Disney: Who is the narrator here? Feldspar?
12/30/2003 Ewan Snow (4): This is so true...
01/10/2004 scoop (4): Chicks.
03/13/2004 Mr. Pony (4): While that probably wouldn't taste good, it would certainly taste "a lot", and that's worth something. Also, what Will said is worth something.