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Excerpt from A Moveable Feast: Parallel Universe

"Ernestine", cried Francis to her dearest friend, "do you think my clit is too small?"
"Why, of course not", replied Ernestine to her self-conscious chum, "It's merely a question of aspect...when looking down at your own clit, it will always appear smaller than any clit opposite you."
To elucidate the point, Ernestine took Francis to the Norman Rockwell museum, where she showed her many of the master illustrator's studies of the vagina, from all sorts of vantage points, thereby convincing Francis that she had a perfectly normal clit.

Date Written: December 12, 2003
Author: Mr. Joshua
Average Vote: 4.5

Comments:
12/12/2003 Will Disney (5): a wonder. it really makes the reader wish he/she lived in that parallel universe.
12/12/2003 Mr. Pony (4): There is no such thing as a small kindness.
12/12/2003 Phony Millions (4): ah yes, the clit...
01/17/2004 scoop (4): Rockwell's a true a American, it seems, in any universe.
05/15/2004 TheBuyer (4):
01/5/2005 TREE (5): Rockwell clit's rule
01/6/2005 Cyrus (5): I need to know if it is bad to have a small clit?
05/3/2005 John Slocum (5): This short possesses humanity, dammit!