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Thank you, thank you, ladies and gentlemen. You have been listening to Aural Pastoral and we've been so happy to share our time and talent with you. Know that we’ll take with us fond memories of Racine, in fact, the whole Wisconsin area.

We'd like to extend thanks to the wonderful staff here at the Econo Lodge on Route 14 and to the people next door at Henrickson's Auto Parts and Chickateria who tried mighty hard but couldn't get my Duster off its dying legs. The ride back to Tallahassee’s going to be mighty cozy, right boys?

Maam, how about you stop spitting on me just long enough for me to introduce the band. Would that be all right?? Thank you…I appreciate it! On bass guit... Oop…yup, yup. Ok you got me maam, very funny.

AHH! Who threw that?? That really hurt, whoever you are. Shit! On bass guitar, Vernon 'Vern' Theibald. On sousaphone, Henry...

What's that Sir? Oh really?? Well, I'm sure my wife would be surprised to hear that, especially since she's never set foot in this State! Ha, ha!! …What? …How the fuck do you know my wife's na...? ...Funambulist convention?? What the...???

Ok, who else fucked my wife?

…Forget it.

I SAID FORGET IT!!!! PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS DOWN!!!!!

Date Written: December 13, 2003
Author: Dylan Danko
Average Vote: 3.6667

Comments:
12/22/2003 qualcomm: disney, you gonna fix this cunt's html error?
12/22/2003 Dylan Danko: what did i do?
12/22/2003 Will Disney (4): This short really resonates with me.
12/23/2003 Dylan Danko: You were at that convention as well, Disney??
12/23/2003 Will Disney: i like this one more each time i read it.
12/23/2003 Benny Maniacs (3): I found this one to be a little bit lacking in humor. This may have in fact been the idea, which is why I didn't give it a lower score. But I still found it lacking in humor. Good setting though, very realistic.
06/15/2004 TheBuyer (4): if i get a job that matters i will miss you all terribly during the day. until then, i get paid to stare at this site all day. if only i was kidding...