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Thank you, thank you, ladies and gentlemen. You have been listening to Aural Pastoral and we've been so happy to share our time and talent with you. Know that we’ll take with us fond memories of Racine, in fact, the whole Wisconsin area.
We'd like to extend thanks to the wonderful staff here at the Econo Lodge on Route 14 and to the people next door at Henrickson's Auto Parts and Chickateria who tried mighty hard but couldn't get my Duster off its dying legs. The ride back to Tallahassee’s going to be mighty cozy, right boys?
Maam, how about you stop spitting on me just long enough for me to introduce the band. Would that be all right?? Thank you…I appreciate it! On bass guit... Oop…yup, yup. Ok you got me maam, very funny.
AHH! Who threw that?? That really hurt, whoever you are. Shit! On bass guitar, Vernon 'Vern' Theibald. On sousaphone, Henry...
What's that Sir? Oh really?? Well, I'm sure my wife would be surprised to hear that, especially since she's never set foot in this State! Ha, ha!! …What? …How the fuck do you know my wife's na...? ...Funambulist convention?? What the...???
Ok, who else fucked my wife?
I SAID FORGET IT!!!! PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS DOWN!!!!!
Date Written: December 13, 2003
Author: Dylan Danko
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